Jewish Fashion Conspiracy

Miracle panties:
OMG we finally got these in stock again!
And this time we have dude's sizes too! YEAH! Order now for Chanukah delivery. Sexxxy men's briefs and hot ladies' low rise panties. All are sweatshop free and positively smokin! The perfect gift for any night.

Okay, Jewish education moment: The letters on the front are nun, gimmel, hay, shin. Like on a dreidel. Those letters stand for Nes Gadol Hayah Sham. The back is the translation: A great miracle happened here.*

Mens' briefs: 100% Rib cotton, combed for softness and comfort and an elastic waistband. Size chart:
Sorry but we are sold out of S, M and XL, wow! L: 32-34 inches. The briefs in the picture are a medium. These run more or less normal.

Ladies' low rise panties: Cotton Spandex Jersey (80% cotton / 20% Spandex) with full back coverage and really nice double stitched edges. Sorry but we are sold out of larges. The briefs in the picture are a medium. Size chart:
S: 25-26" (size 0/2)M: 27-28" (size 4/6)
L: 30-32" (size 8-10) XL: 33-35" (size 12-14)

$23 (and worth every cent when you see your guy/gal's face.)

* yes. we know that Israelis use a PAY rather than a SHIN.and yes. we know that sham means there and po means here. we have a diaspora dreidel mentality. sue us. **

** if you have no idea what we're talking about, it's okay.

Chanukah Bush Thongs:

Who needs a tree when you've got a bush?
Not us. These thong panties are hot. Whether you're one of those people that thinks thongs are comfortable or not, you'll definitely want to wear these so you can, er, show them off.

CHANUKAH BUSH panties are $15. Low rise baby rib cotton with elastic waist. We are sold out of everything but mediums. These run smallish and should be fine for size 4-6. Give or take - they're a thong so it's not like they can't stretch. Ha.

Count down til spring training...
You have no idea - none - how fun it is to wear this shirt, particularly if you live in New York. Seriously. I stand around and people walk by, cracking up and giving a thumbs up. You'll see.

JEWS FOR JETER! You are looking at the back side, which sports a Hebrew-looking "NY" logo on the front. (Green undershirt is not included, this is a short sleeved shirt.)

$27. Thanks to you, our devout fanatics, we are completely sold out. Can we suggest that you order from our retail partner friends at Chosen Couture? They'll hook you up.

What could possibly be more Chanukah?
This super soft Alternative Apparel cap sleeved tee is like butta, and it's studded with dozens of imported crystals.

Rhinestones are guaranteed not to fall off and these are machine washable. These 100% cotton shirts get softer and softer.

$25. We are down to just larges, but boy do these shirts run small so even if you think you're not a large, think again. (Sarah's wearing a medium in the photo and as you can see, it's too smal!) Here's a size chart.

From your head down to your toe-oe-oes
Inspired by our favorite Kabbalist, this baby doll tee is great under a blazer or with your cone bra. The red string ball turns into a menorah. Get it?

HAPPY MADONNAKAH shirts are a crazy affordable holiday gift at a mere $12. S-XL. These are rib-knit, stretchy shirts, but run snug. If you don't like shirts to cling, order a size bigger.

Yo, semite!
The shirt that started it all. Looks hot on everyone. Yes, this means you.

Navy 3/4 sleeves, 90/10 cotton blend. Wears well with jeans, or under a blazer on your late night talk show. Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.

$20 for kids', $26 for adult 2XLs. Sorry but we are sold out of all the other sizes.

Etz chayim hee, dude.

Front side:
Shomer Fucking Shabbos

Back side:

Incredibly soft cotton tee with dark contrast ringer and sleeve edging. You'll love it. Runs extremely small in both men's and women's sizes so order up if you're self-conscious. Here's a size chart. Mickey's rocking a large in the picture. He is a big guy and that shirt is tight.

Order quick, these are almost sold out. $28.

You built it. Now show some pride.
I don't know about you, but my ancestors were building bricks without straw. Nothing wrong with taking some pride in a job well done. Get your Moses foreman shirt today, and advertise the superior craftsmanship of the children of Israel.

"Moses" name badge on the front, pyramid design on the back. Unisex jersey cotton looks great on everyone!

$28. Size chart here - please consult as these run slightly small. Sweatshop free!

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