It goes on and on and on and on

I couldn't sleep last night, I was having anxiety dreams that I would wake up and accidentally see a Sopranos spoiler on my web browser. Again and again, I dreamt of opening my Google home page and accidentally seeing a headline, or spotting a too-wordy ad to the right of torrent results on isohunt.com.

Like millions of other HBOless addicts, I started downloading Sopranos.621.XviD.whatever last night. At 2:30 AM I finally had it...was ready to stay up late and sacrifice the sleep...except that the file was corrupt.

I couldn't get any work done until I'd seen the fucking thing so I downloaded it this morning. Here's a letter to the New York Post: the ending was perfect. I don't want to participate in spoiling it for anyone else so I'll leave it at that.