I have always wanted to write this story

But these days, it seems like it would be a conflict of interest. I suppose I appear to be hanging out. It's 10:54 and I'm in my pajamas and my hair is sticking up, true, but since 9:07 AM I have been hurriedly producing a landing page for the SAVE JERICHO campaign on NutsOnline.com (okay that's a whole nother blog post, look forward to it later.) The point is, I may look like a slacker, but I'm definitely working.

ON THE JOB / The mystery of the daytime idle: Why aren't you working?