For those of you who are still in suspense, let me ease your minds. Rachel's fine.

Not much (at least of the non-scandalous variety*) is new here. I did a photo session a few weeks ago which was a lot of fun, so I've updated jewishfashionconspiracy.com with a slightly odd photo of myself modeling my shirts. Go buy one!

I bought my Vespa finally! Come ride with me.

* Look here, if you were trolling for scandalous tidbits about me, then you are out of luck - while I may be tempted to ramble on at great length about my sex life, i am not dumb enough to post such ramblings on a website that, evidently, my father reads.